Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
Randomize
