can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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