"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
