I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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