I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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