What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
ugly people sure do ruin things
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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