Got a toothbrush?
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
I think i got beer on your cat.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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