kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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