if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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