Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
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