I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
Randomize