So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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