so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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