I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Randomize