hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I still have a little drunk in my system
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Randomize
