my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
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