Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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