Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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