i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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