You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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