there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
The feeling are messing with the penis
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
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