your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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