The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
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