i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
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