Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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