Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
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