You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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