She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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