Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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