he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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