what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
Randomize
