): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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