Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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