Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
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