You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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