Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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