they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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