Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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