Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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