I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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