someone get that fucking seahorse.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
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