It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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