I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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