Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I look better un-naked...
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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