Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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