I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
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