Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
The best revenge is premature balding
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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