He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
And the cops told us we were all naked.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
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