She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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