Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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