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• (404): View more from Georgia

  I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.

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• (253): View more from Washington

  I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  ..i think i can hear you losing your virginity

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• (646): View more from New York

  Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.

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• (369): View more from California

  Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.

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• (845): View more from New York

  I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out

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• (407): View more from Florida

  this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks

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