Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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