I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
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