Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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