In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
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