we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
Randomize
