Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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