Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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